What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?